The results are in and what I've assumed for the last ten years is now confirmed to be true: my mother loves my husband more than she loves me! *GASP* Well, she must, because he received a little package in the mail from her today. Inside was Turtles chocolate. Nothing for me, just a cute little package addressed to him with a little note saying she "couldn't resist sending some love". *DOUBLE GASP*
Now, I know he's extremely handy when it comes to physically demanding jobs you have for him, but I'm your daughter! I'm your flesh and blood! He's just an import and many times I tempted to send him back to where he came from (apparently the Scots come with defects but I took too long and my warranty lapsed. Who knew?).
Mom, all I can say is, it's a good thing he loves ME more than YOU and is going to share those delicious little chocolates!
Disclaimer***If you didn't laugh or even giggle at this, you took it way too seriously. It's a joke! She did send him the chocolates, with nothing to me, but I'm not angry at all. I just thought writing this blog would be fun.***